Mom:
You know, anytime some place like a zoo has any kind of writing, there are people they hire specifically for that task
Mom:
Like say there's a baby animal or something
Mom:
"And the little otters were born today, come by the zoo to see them toddle around"
Mom:
"You may remember Stephanie the otter, who met a tragic end when her tail got caught in a lawn mower-"
Me:
Mom what